If the Unit were to put out a wanted ad for its ideal rider it might look something like this:

 Cromoly, single-speed badass ISO someone to adventure with. Some people call me rigid. I think I’m just classy. I like long rides in the sun (or mud, or snow), will carry all your stuff, will last forever, and promise to be the bike that turns heads wherever you go. I can be converted to a 12-speed if that’s your thing. Like food? I have Bento box mounts too! Let’s party!

Specs.

Frame Material    Reynolds 520 Butted Cromoly
Sizes; S, M, L, XL
Rear Shock; n/a
Fork; Kona Plus Fork 110mm spacing
Crankarms; FSA Comet Modular
Chainrings; 32t
B/B; FSA MegaExo 73mm
Pedals; Kona JS2
Chain; KMC Z1 Narrow
Cassette; KT 18t
Chainguide; n/a
F/D; n/a
R/D; n/a
Shifters; n/a
Brake Calipers; Tektro HD-M275
Front Brake Rotor; Tektro 180mm
Rear Brake Rotor; Tektro 160mm
Brake Levers; Tektro HD-M275
Headset    TH ZST No.10
Handlebar; Kona XC/BC Riser
Stem; Kona XC
Seatpost; Kona Thumb w/Offset 31.6mm
Seat Clamp; Kona Clamp
Grips; Kona Key Grip
Saddle; WTB Volt
Front Hub; Formula 110x15mm
Rear Hub; Formula 148x12mm
Spokes; Stainless Black 14g
Rims; WTB ST i30 TCS 2.0
Front Tire; Maxxis Rekon TR 29x2.6" or WTB Ranger TCS 29x2.6"
Rear Tire; Maxxis Rekon TR 29x2.6" or WTB Ranger TCS 29x2.6"
Paint Color; Gloss Mocha w/ Black & Orange Decals
All specifications are subject to change without notice.